I was alone, so there was no one else there to witness the wardrobe malfunction. I still wonder to this day if he'd simply forgotten to put on his boxers or briefs that day, and if he'd forgotten to close the barn door after a trip to the little boys room. Or maybe he intended to enjoy the shock value.
The next time I was "treated" to a zipper malfunction was when I was on the Tokyo subway with my thirteen-year-old daughter. At a stop,this Japanese dude in long black coat jumped on the bullet train. He walked past the two of us then pulled apart his coat flaps to "flash" us.
This time I was pretty sure the guy had purposely chosen not to close the barn door. I know that perv wanted the shock value his, er, surprise package would deliver. Not ones for hysterics, my daughter and I just giggled and looked the other way.
The moral of this story? I don't really know. I guess it's just to prove the point that you never know who or what you might run into, so be prepared.
What crazy, unbelievable things have happened to you? Things that have made you blush, cry or giggle?
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Hate to tell you this but that first guy was a flasher too!
I had my first experience with it at barely 20 while working in a 7/11 like all night store. A man walked in at about 4AM - when he came to check out he laid his items and his p---s on the counter. It was waist high-the counter. I was so cool...I rang up his purchase told him how much and never reacted to his p---s. He must have thought I didn't see it, so he picked out a pack of gum and laid it down too, but I knew how much it was and rang it up without looking down. He gave the money, I gave him the change and said. Thank you, come again!
Thanks for letting me share!
Oh my heck, Yolanda! What a great share. Guys and their p--s's. Sheesh! Thanks for stopping by!
You know, I don't think I've ever been flashed. I think I'm glad for it!
Yeah, it's kind of crazy to get flashed, Lara. It all happened so fast, I didn't see much...
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